Food That Hasn't Rotten.

  • 1 Loaf of Bread
  • Cocoa Puffs
  • Mango Jelly
  • Numerous Water Bottles
  • Our Souls
  • Pepto Bismol
  • Soy Peanut Butter
  • Strawberry Jelly

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Night V.

On this not-so-malnourished evening, we ventured through the lovely St. John's Towncenter. Avoiding some and welcoming others with open hobo arms.

First to mention is our encounter with the soon to be glamorized Dane Lindquist and his smartly-dressed friend.
We shall be be-dazzling your Capitalist shirt, sir, in our hobo craft corner.
After the friendly banter, we decided to take part in poor-folk masochism.
Yes! We walked into Urban Outfitters. It was horrendous, since us homeless folk can not afford its fine splendors. But, our moods were slightly elevated by a meeting with Urban Management (no, not for stealing gizmos). The deux is glad to have peaked the interest of Sir David, and hope he enjoys this fine not-so-smelly blogspot.

Greetings Sir and fellow Urban Employees from the deux,
(Discounts would be greatly appreciated)

Au Revoir.


Post Script. Tomorrow is our last night of homelessness. But we shall be returning on the 28th of December. We will be taking suggestions for "Inn" locations. Be Clever. If not, of course, we'll eat you.

2 comments:

  1. i am most honored to be in the blog. i think i will bring my shirt to panera where we can glamourize it.

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  2. btw. i had a dream that nadine was arrested for stealing from h&m. lolz.

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